IT&#39;S CAT, TIME&nbsp;

NOVA....SUCH FUNNY STUFF!!!

KEEP THEM COMING...

EVERY ONE...

KEEP ALL POSTS COMING...MAY NOT REPLY TO EACH, BUT I DO READ THEM ALL

04/30/21 03:26 AM

#4995

04/30/21 12:12 PM

#4996

Nelson Evans

That "Military Brat" tells the story for a lot of us on this website.
Thanks, Bill

04/30/21 06:22 PM

#4997

Bill Williams

YEP!!!

05/01/21 01:21 PM

#4998

Nelson

Mount Rushmore is the very best place to celebrate America’s birthday and all that makes our country special. Unfortunately, the Biden Administration cancelled our Mount Rushmore Fireworks Celebration. So we're suing them to get the fireworks back.

05/01/21 02:42 PM

#4999

IT'S CAT, TIME

05/01/21 03:43 PM

#5000

Such great posts....KEEP THEM UP!!!

05/01/21 06:03 PM

#5001

05/01/21 06:05 PM

#5002

She is not a birdgog. Besides she is hard of hearing.

05/01/21 08:31 PM

#5003

Cheryl Corazzi (Essex)

You all are hysterical. Love reading these jokes.

05/03/21 10:38 PM

#5004

A woman appealed to the Governor about getting her husband out of the penitentiary.

“What is he in for?” asked the Governor.

“For stealing a ham,” she replied.

“That doesn’t sound too bad. Is he a good worker?”

“No, I wouldn’t say that. He’s pretty lazy.”

“Oh… well, he’s good to you and the children, isn’t he?”

“No, he’s not. Truth be told, he’s pretty mean to us.”

“Why would you want a man like that out of prison?” the governor asked in disbelief.

“Well, Governor, we’ve been out of ham for quite a spell now.”

05/05/21 12:49 PM

#5005

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter.

The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks,

“if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?”

“Absolutely,” the lawyer responded.

The butcher immediately shot back,

“Good! You owe me $7.99 for the roast your dog stole from me this morning.”

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $7.99.

A few days later, the butcher, browsing through his mail, finds an envelope from the lawyer.

The contents read “Consultation: $25.00.”

05/05/21 03:00 PM

#5006

This gent knocked on my door. Said his name was Tom and that he was hungry and looking for a hand out. I said, come on i I will fatten you up.

05/05/21 09:51 PM

#5007

Cheryl Corazzi (Essex)

You guys are getting seriously funny.

05/08/21 03:19 PM

#5008

There will be three for lunch.

05/08/21 03:32 PM

#5009

Standard Operating Procedures released today.

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore, it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events is put into motion.

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the

vegetables, and makes the dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking,

places it on a tray along with the necessary

cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to

to the man who is lounging beside the

grill, beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the

compulsory three-meter exclusion zone

where the exuberance of testosterone and

other manly bonding activities can take

place without the interference of the

woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE

GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the

plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that

the meat is looking great. He thanks her

and asks if she will bring another beer

while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE

GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad,

bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and

brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table

and washes the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and

THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she

enjoyed 'her night off,' and, upon seeing

her annoyed reaction, concludes that

there's just no pleasing some women.

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the

plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that

the meat is looking great. He thanks her

and asks if she will bring another beer

while he flips the meat.

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE

GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad,

bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and

brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table

and washes the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and

THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she

enjoyed 'her night off,' and, upon seeing

her annoyed reaction, concludes that

there's just no pleasing some women.

05/08/21 04:36 PM

#5010

Even with my computer 'issues' and my sick brain...I can read them....

Great stuff!!! Keep them ALL coming!!!

And, GOD BLESS AMERICA and US ALL!!!!!

05/10/21 01:30 AM

#5011

Two men are flying in a captive balloon.

The wind is ugly and they come away from their course and they have no idea where they are.

So they go down to 15 m above ground and ask a passing wanderer. “Could you tell us where we are?”

“You are in a balloon.”

So the one pilot to the other:

“The answer is perfectly right and absolutely useless.

The man must be an economist”

“Then you must be businessmen”, answers the man.

“That’s right! How did you know?”

“You have such a good view from where you are and yet you don’t know where you are!”

05/10/21 11:01 AM

#5012

Some really GREAT pictures/posts...and I am 'trying' to adjust to the new RHS site and form...may take me a while, BUT KEEP UP YOUR GREAT WORK!!!

READ all posts, and love staying connected!!!

Stay healthy and happy!!

05/10/21 01:29 PM

#5013

Sue Burchfield (Smith)

I enjoyed all the recent posts and happy to see classmates are using to share smiles.

05/10/21 03:04 PM

#5014

Good Morning Dove!

05/10/21 03:58 PM

#5015

Connie Schuerman (Von Dielingen)

Love this...thanks!

Does anyone have any advice about how to see the last posts first??? I have to go through them all to get to the last.

Anyway, STAY HAPPY and HEALTHY...and KEEP THE SMILES COMING

05/10/21 06:15 PM

#5016

Thanks Bill for all the laughs !! I also enjoy all the comments from all of you - it's so great keeping touch ! Don, good pic of your pet dove ! Hope everyone is vaccinated by now - stay well !

05/10/21 08:23 PM

#5017