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03/17/21 12:06 AM

#4943

Cheryl Corazzi (Essex)

Thank you and have a green beer with a shamrock in it tomorrow. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

03/17/21 11:11 AM

#4944

Bill Williams

The last time I really celebrated St Patricks Day, was a few years ago, we went to Savannah, Ga where they have a tremendous celebration for the Day. After the parade we were on River Street and they were selling green jello shooters, I had more than my share🙃 and since then I can not stand to even look at green jello, I had better sense, but did not use it

03/18/21 01:26 PM

#4945

Randy Richardson (Richardson)

Well bill,as I remember thats the way we learned how to drink. It.s just a long study to really get it right. Still working on some of the finer aspects of this centuries old adventure.

03/19/21 01:56 PM

#4946

Nelson Evans

Well, Randy, I think I "learned how to drink" one night at your house, with a bathtub full of ice and beer. I sure was sick the next day.

03/20/21 10:17 AM

#4947

Bill Williams

I think the worst I did back in that day was going to a Keg party with Paul Heiser, we were drinking the beer in pots instead of cups, needless to say you can imagine how that turned out🤪🤕🤢

03/20/21 10:59 PM

#4948

James McClusky

The worst night drinking that I ever had, I belive was at Jimmy Chappel's home. I was a sophmore and we had been cruising around in his A pickup and sundry vehicles and Jimmy suggested we go to his hoise and sample some booze his mom had in her cabinet.Bad mistake! There were like 4 or 5 of us and we we trying everything in the cabinet including Burgandy wine. Then we were all 3 sheets to the wind. I of course got sick and Jimmy said go in his moms bedroom bath. Well I did not make it and threw up right in the entrance to her bathroom . She had all White Carpeting in her bed room and bath (white caret and burgandy wine do not mix). Needless to say I stayed away from Jimmy's for long time LOL

03/22/21 10:39 PM

#4949

W Leggett

ALL I WILL SAY IS I TAKE THE 5th I refuse to say a word About it might

03/22/21 10:41 PM

#4950

W Leggett

03/23/21 01:06 AM

#4951

Marie Gaines (Harris)

Keep your commets/ posts coming!! Love reading it all....

AND, I LOVE the new wall paper

03/26/21 01:21 PM

#4952

W Leggett

A cop gets called out to a bar on suspicion of a man selling drugs in the bathroom

Upon arrival, the cop finds a man with a bag of cocaine in his hand about to flush it down the toilet. The cop stops him and asks him, “is this bag yours?”

The man replies “I’m sorry officer I swear someone handed me these and ran. I kept trying to flush them down the toilet but they keep appearing back in my hand. I swear it’s magic!”

The officer is intrigued and prompts the man “Really? Go ahead and show me”

The man flushes the drugs down the toilet and looks at the cop with a smile on his face.

The cop asks him, “so where are the drugs?”

The man merely replies, “what drugs?”

03/26/21 05:40 PM

#4953

W Leggett

I walked into kindergarten on my first day of school…

I was worried, but nonetheless excited to learn. We began by learning about animals. My teacher asked students what their favorite animal was and when it was my turn I said “Pink Flamingo”

The teacher began screaming and sent me to the principals office. “Why are you here son”, he asked. I told him how we sharing our favorite animals with the class and I said “Pink Flamingo”. He immediately suspended me and sent me home.

I ran into my house crying into my moms arms. “What’s wrong”, she asked. “Shouldn’t you be at school?” “I just told them my favorite animal was a pink flamingo!” I cried. My own mother kicked me out of the house on the spot.

So my 5 year old self wandered the streets begging for food. It’s been 15 years since then now and I still can’t get a job. Every time my interviewer asks why I’m on the streets, I tell them the story and they kick me out.

One day a police officer finds me on the street and says, “Hey, if you don’t mind me asking, why are you living on the street.” I tell the story again. “I told them my favorite animal was a Pink Flamingo and my life has gone to hell ever since then.” “Yeah so what? What does a Pink Flamingo have to do with anything?” He said. “I have no idea, everyone’s always hated me for it though.” The police officer went across the street to the library to find an answer.

After hours and hours of research, the police officer finds the answer. Excited to tell me, he runs across the street. A car comes out of nowhere and kills him.

Moral of the story is, look both ways before you cross the street.

03/26/21 09:04 PM

#4954

W Leggett

DO YOU REMEMBER THESES

04/04/21 12:50 PM

#4955

Bill Williams

Happy Easter, all you 63 folks, be safe and have an enjoyable day

04/05/21 12:35 AM

#4956

W Leggett

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!

I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.

He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused, “Happy Birthday!”

04/05/21 01:23 AM

#4957

Cheryl Corazzi (Essex)

Bill, you certainly know how to type a joke!🤣

04/05/21 05:52 AM

#4958

Edd Savage

That could be embarrassing but very funny . Keep them coming

04/05/21 11:12 AM

#4959

Bill Williams

I had a similar experience years ago, I came home and my wife gave me what I thought was a seductive smile and told me to go into our bedroom and she would have a surprise for me in a few minutes, well goofy me thought I might get lucky, so I did not completely undress, but kept my drawers on, by the night stand there was an
Artificial rose one of the kids had given her, well I put it between my teeth propped myself up up on the pillow and crossed my legs, she tapped on the door and said are you ready for your surprise, of course I said yes and she opened the door and there stood my inlaws that had flown from out of town to surprise us, well one of us was REALLY SURPRISED 🤯

04/05/21 03:36 PM

#4960

Marie Gaines (Harris)

Love reading all posts....keep them coming....I need to smile and LAUGH!!

04/05/21 09:00 PM

#4961

W Leggett