W Leggett

Went to the Military Commissary. got 99% of what I needed. Road around in one of those go carts. Anyone got in my way or were blocking the alleys. I just stated in a loud voice BEEP BEEP ROAD RUNNER coming THROUGH. 

For some reason they moved out of my way. 

Carolyn Fondy (Herring)

Bill, 99% shopping is outstanding today.  Those carts sure are handy. Keep us posted!  I need to do the same tomorrow in between all these thunderstorms we're having if it doesn't get too deep!

Nova Guynes

May this be the only Corona you get.  Everyone stay healthy.

Carolyn Fondy (Herring)

You, too, Nova😁 everyone be safe, stay in touch. 

Randy Richardson (Richardson)

Hubba Hubba Nova. Using one now to ward it off!!!

W Leggett

I'll never understand why toilet paper hoarding is a top priority in every perceived disaster, but in the case of Covid-19, it is totally understandable...

When one person coughs, ten other people crap their pants. 

Mystery solved!!  

Connie Schuerman (Von Dielingen)

Thank you Bill - we all need laughter esp now ! 
Hope you are healing and not over doing ! 
Hugs ! 

Bob Lewis

I had a visit with my doctor, Dr. Glen Livit, who referred me to his personal friend and pharmacologist, Dr. Glen Fiddich. He shared his new discovery for the virus, a dram of the secret, not yet approved, Glenmorangie.  

Not sure if it works yet, but I sure am happy.

Nelson Evans

I love it, Bob. Although, not being a scotch appreciator, I got a referral to Don Julio in Margaritaville.

Bob Lewis

Yes, Nelson, Mr. Julio has quite an operation there. Visited his product many times to ah, refresh my immune system.

W Leggett

Donald Ervin

Nelson try some Ausum Broso.

Nelson Evans

Thanks Don, if I can ever leave my house again I will check it out.

Rowland Greenwade

Hope everyone is safe.  And while Karen and I are holed up and definitely using several of the "remedies" recommended above to get through the days, I would make an observation that might be helpful while we are confined.  A couple of months ago, my "sacred" watch that I have worn almost everyday since I bought it in the Nuremberg PX in 1971, "told" me it needed to go back to the shop for a cleaning.  The turnover time is 8-10 weeks.  So, I thought I would "join" the 21th Century and get a Fitbit for the interim.  Maybe you guys (or gals) are light years ahead of me, but I have this "thing" on my wrist that informs me 10 minutes before the hour to get my lazy self up and move for 250 steps!  Gives other rewards I call "AttaBoys!".  We may be confined, but it is not excuse not to just move around.  We exercise as we can...but, please don't use this an excuse for being sedentary.  This to shall pass!

Nova Guynes

I few things written on T shirts that may make you smile.

W Leggett

Nova Guynes

T Shirts has a saying for everyone 

Marie Gaines (Harris)

GREAT POSTS AND COMMENTS...STILL SMILING AT SOME OF THEM....PLEASE KEEP THEM COMING,

AND,

GOD BLESS AND HELP US ALL

Nova Guynes

Things that may make you Smile  and we all need something to smile about

Nova Guynes

Things we are doing while waiting out the Coronavirus

Learning how to try and give each other space.

Getting caught up on work

Cooking a turkey and having a great meal, having great turkey sandwiches and turkey soup.

Making a killer pot of chili and enjoying it for many days

Finding out all the meals you can create with the things that you have in your pantry 

Cleaning the garage many times

Walking three times a day to keep active and work off the chili and turkey

Watching Netflix and enjoying time together

Carole’s house is always clean now it shines.    

Getting the yard ready for summer

Keeping in contact with family by text and phone calls

Actually, I could get use to this but of course I hope it ends soon and everything goes back to normal.

I hope everyone is healthy and doing well.

Nova Guynes

A few more things to make you smile

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380 SL."     Lynn Lavner

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."     Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."     Jack Nicholson

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"     Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of otherwomen. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."      Robert DeNiro

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."           Robin Williams

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."     Joan Rivers

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.     Steve Martin

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older.  Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman.  Stuff you pay good money for later in life.     Elmo Phillips

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."     Oscar Wilde

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."     George Burns

Carolyn Fondy (Herring)

Keeping smiles coming from Texas.  You all have shared so many great posts.  Don't know what to add, I just enjoy that you're staying in touch.  For some reason I was thinking of the production the choir put together way back in 62 I think,  Clark Walter and all the other great singers who put it on.  I think I pretty much memorized all the songs, even though behind the scenes. Wherever you all are today, remember you're important.  I'm loving all the thoughts you're sending. 

Sue Crone (Clampitt)

Thanks for the humor, Nova!  I needed to smile today. Sue

W Leggett

Marie Gaines (Harris)

Bill, great posts, and we need to smile today, more and more...

And, great wall paper.

Again thanks for the smile and EVERYONE, keep posting, reading, and staying safe...

....AND, look UP to GOD and be thankful for EVERYTHING.

love and PRAYERS to you and us ALL