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07/18/22 05:12 PM

#6126

Dick Storey

OK Bill, here is one for you, with apologies to others.

A tale of senior citizens.

Lauren was lying in bed one night when she felt her husband caressing her neck. Then it slid down her side, stopping at her knee, which was as far as her husband could reach. Then he moved closer and did the same thing on her other side before abruptly stopping and moving away. Delighted by this attention Lauren whispered, “Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?” He answered, “I found the remote.” (In Readers Digest from the Palm Beach Florida Weekly)

07/18/22 05:46 PM

#6127

W Leggett

Master Gunnery Sgt Peter Wilson plays the National Anthem on the violin. And it is glorious.

07/18/22 10:41 PM

#6128

W Leggett

Nova Guynes

07/18/22 11:06 PM

#6129

W Leggett

Dick Storey, SORRY TO TELL YOU BUT THAT JOKE IS SO OLD, IT IS IN THE HISTORY BOOK OF JOKES.

07/19/22 01:20 AM

#6130

Cheryl Corazzi (Essex)

Ok, golf jokes and remote jokes never get old.

07/19/22 10:56 AM

#6131

Bill Williams

That Gunny playing the National Anthem is great, I attempted to see what it was like to try a play something on a violin one time and the three people that were around me said it
reminded them of when they were in grade school and the teacher would rake her fingers across the chalk board and it would make dogs howl

07/19/22 01:14 PM

#6132